Im gonna need me some Hornsby’s Hard Cider and some Hint of Lime Tostitos when I’m done with all this work holy shit I think I’m morphing with this couch in the art building I’ve been sitting here for hours and hours
For my English final today, I had to write an essay on why women should be allowed to be topless in public. I don’t believe this, but the prompt was to go for or against this, so why not. I don’t know if it was extreme of me to argue that allowing women to go topless in public would break this sexist double-standard that allows men to be topless, while being a catalyst for gender equality in this male-dominated society. And that it would desensitize people to the most basic body parts of our anatomy. I don’t know, but I think I got offensive at some point by alienating men, saying that they over-sexualize breasts, when it clearly is all genders doing the sexualizing. Fugg.
giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer